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I haven't had time yet to redo my blog..so I hope to get to it really soon and add some piazz to it! Thanks for the comments from those that have been checking my blog. I see its a little different around here..but hope to catch some of my good friends here.

Redneck Lottery Winner

This morning on Highway 1, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mitsi, doing 70 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my shaver, . . . . . . which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins," ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers! ! !


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