Guiness and Women..Mississippi....Funny Pics
Guiness and Women
Research scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption after considering the results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed eight pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
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Mississippi
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? Imma justa tellun my frienda how to spella "Mississippi"!
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Credit Card Comb
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (7:56 am)
ROFL! the MISS'ippi one was cute but the Mona Lisa was hilarious! (ignores the beer one) ;)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (8:45 am)
yeah it was alms...it had me laughing because it is sooo true..thanks for comment Miss Skippy Doo.
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (8:49 am)
Yeah... I think that beer study is true. In fact, I'm living proof. Just take a look at the man-boobs I've developed since drinking. 'Nuf said! :)
Speaking of boobs, I've never seen Mona Lisa look so good... hubba hubba. rofl
posted by: Rand (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (9:08 am)
Hi Sweetness Just got back.. and happy to say HI
posted by: JadedJuliet (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (9:21 am)
LOL I love the mona lisa one!! haha too funny!
posted by: funkadelichika (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:24 am)
lol .... good times
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:26 am)
Reply to: ruined
rotfl...man boobs...muhahaha.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:27 am)
Reply to: Rand
awesome your back Rand!...missed you and glad to see you back my special friend^-^
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:28 am)
Reply to: userfriendly
haha..I agree...but since when did microsoft get anything right..haha
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:28 am)
Reply to: JadedJuliet
yeah it is a good one..and so true..thanks for comment jaded.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (10:28 am)
Reply to: funkadelichika
thanks..glad you like..appreciate a comment.
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (12:12 pm)
I like the comb. Been throwing away several credit cards with the new year. Now, they have a practical use. Thanks. Now, what do I do with old combs- carry them around in my wallet?
posted by: CrazyBeautiful3 (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (12:15 pm)
Those are just t silly girl. You get me every time.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (4:51 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
lol..that is funny pastor..love your sense of humour..its cool how we can recycle things though
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (4:51 pm)
Reply to: CrazyBeautiful3
ahh..glad you like chicky
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (5:15 pm)
what's a life?
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (7:17 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
haha..spending too much time on here
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (8:20 pm)
To funny sue, I'm LOl over mississippi. will share with you know who.
posted by: keidz (reply)
post date: 01.09.06 (8:47 pm)
ur posts really make my day so good! thanks for the funnies you share! Ü
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:27 am)
Reply to: userfriendly
you are so right about that!...and continue to do so as we speak...grrr
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post date: 01.10.06 (4:32 pm)
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post date: 01.10.06 (7:21 pm)
Reply to: mexico8pharmacy
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