Lawyer Joke..Funnies
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
E-mail Attack
Get Off The Internet
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (6:58 am)
ROFL!!! I'm a computer administrator... does that mean I'll delagate the responsibility to another person???
Loved the attack by e-mail comic. :) :-> :^|, etc.
posted by: CrazyBeautiful3 (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (8:59 am)
Love the redneck car alarm, very funny. Then again I love everything. You rock girl!!! *hugs*
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:28 am)
ahem..I will plead the 5th on that my friend...lol...glad you like.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:28 am)
Reply to: CrazyBeautiful3
I know that made me laugh when I saw it...thanks chicky..appreciate your awesome words each day.
posted by: irishred (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:36 am)
hahah!! Excellent post!!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:38 am)
Reply to: irishred
thank you very much irish.
posted by: mbv1 (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:41 am)
That was too funny!!!!
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:55 am)
ahh, funny funny stuff. great post.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (2:38 pm)
Reply to: mbv1
glad you like it mb..thanks.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (2:39 pm)
Reply to: justinb
thanks justin..glad you like it friend
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (2:39 pm)
Reply to: thunderthighs
lol..think that hits home with alot of people.
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (4:17 pm)
A little raunchy, but....!
You know those dogs are standing on my car.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (4:20 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
sorry..you always read the ones I don't want you too...hehe..the ones you should..well..anyway..so maybe that picture was taken at your place...lol..thanks for comment pastor.
posted by: keidz (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (8:04 pm)
can't think of any other words to describe your posts other than
SIMPLY AMAZING!
*rock on!*
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 01.10.06 (9:08 pm)
Sue I am so glad my hubby was off tonite, he was able to catch up on everything and he was ROFL. we love you sue.
posted by: AllStar (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:11 am)
LOL...
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:12 am)
Reply to: keidz
thank you so much keidz...you rock my friend!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:12 am)
Reply to: LadyG
awesome...thanks so much you guys rock..luv ya both too...^-^
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:13 am)
Reply to: userfriendly
really I thought it was:-)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:13 am)
Reply to: AllStar
thanks..lol..is good ^-^
