AWOL...Funny Toons
01.11.06 (9:52 am) [edit]
A.W.O.L.
As the sun rose over Parris Island, the senior drill
instructor realized that one of his recruits had gone
AWOL, so a search party was dispatched immediately.
After a few hours, the recruit was discovered hiding
in some bushes nearby. He was sent back to the base and
promptly escorted to the drill instructor's office.
The instructor asked the young recruit, "Why did you
go AWOL?"
The recruit replied, "On my first day here, you issued
me a comb and then proceeded to cut my hair off. On the
second day, you issued me a toothbrush and then sent
me to the dentist, who proceeded to pull out my teeth.
Finally, on the third day, you issued me a jock
strap... and I wasn't about to wait around to find out what would follow that, Sir." !!!
Isn't What You Think
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (5:54 am)
Joke - funny.
Broom pic - funny
Attitude cartoon - funny
Turtle Love - damn near fell off my chair! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
posted by: Rand (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (6:01 am)
That turtle pic.. it was so funny.. still laughing. HOpe you have a great day!
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (6:46 am)
Something tells me I wouldn't be hiding anywhere where they could find me!!! :)
Heh... I need a tie like the attitude problem one. I think my boss would appreciate it... yeah...
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (6:46 am)
I like it when a woman comes out of her shell....
posted by: CrazyBeautiful3 (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (7:26 am)
LOL oh my goodness girl. Thank goodness I had my coffee this morning otherwise I couldn't have taken that. Sue you are just so awesome.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:04 am)
Reply to: almsthvn
haha..glad you like..the turtle one made me think of you as soon as I saw it*winks*
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:05 am)
Reply to: Rand
thanks rand..yeah it got me..had to post it...you have a great day my friend.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:05 am)
Reply to: ruined
I think you need that tie my friend...lol...and yeah would not be hiding where could be found..lol
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:05 am)
Reply to: surrogate
oh you would say that...lol
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:06 am)
Reply to: CrazyBeautiful3
am glad you to you had your coffee...hehe...thanks girl...your awesome
posted by: newbie (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:15 am)
ur posts r always so refreshin n hilarious....
posted by: CrazyBeautiful3 (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:20 am)
Reply to: sweetsue
Yeah me too. And anytime girly.
posted by: mbv1 (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (9:51 am)
That was a great joke.....
I am going to have to tell all of my military friends that one.
I need a tie like that one!! (Attitude cartoon)
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (10:12 am)
Reply to: sweetsue
*bats eyes innocently
moi?! ;)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (12:49 pm)
Reply to: newbie
thank you so much for the nice compliment...that is my goal..to make ppl happy...appreciate your comment^-^
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (12:49 pm)
Reply to: CrazyBeautiful3
^-^...huggles
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (12:49 pm)
Reply to: almsthvn
yeah right..batting those innocent eyes..muhahaha.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (12:50 pm)
Reply to: mbv1
glad you liked it...am sure they will too...yeah that tie..I would even wear one of those..hehe.
posted by: beautifulgirl (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (12:54 pm)
curious about what happend after the recruit was found lol ;)
posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (1:20 pm)
Haha, I love the nurse picture. My mom is an R.N. - and if that weren't of such naughty nature, I'd show her! Haha, cute pictures today, Sue.
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (2:33 pm)
lol ahh that 1st 1 is so funny. And I quite like the last 1 also. Great post.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (2:53 pm)
Reply to: beautifulgirl
haha..I know..poor guy..am sure he wasn't sure either.. thanks for comment
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (2:54 pm)
Reply to: DayTripper7
ahh..sorry its too naughty for her..cause it is funny..thanks for comment day.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (2:54 pm)
Reply to: justinb
thanks Justin..glad you enjoy friend.
posted by: Boomersangel (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:10 pm)
i want that tie.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.11.06 (4:58 pm)
Reply to: Boomersangel
lol....me too!...good to see ya melis...thanks for stoppin by^-^
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.12.06 (2:46 am)
Reply to: userfriendly
haha...if they had that tie..would send it to ya..hey that is an idea..market it...u would probably make a good profit.
posted by: keidz (reply)
post date: 01.12.06 (4:37 pm)
you always tickle my funny bones! lol! Ü
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.12.06 (8:53 pm)
Reply to: keidz
ahh..thanks glad I do ^-^
