Redneck Jokes..Funny Pics
Tain't Bubba
Redneck Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, were sent for.
Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said,"Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll 'im over."
So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body.
Gomer took a look at him and said "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll 'im over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "no, 'tain't Bubba." The mortician, whose curiosity had gotten the better of him asked, "How can you tell?"
Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What?" exclaimed the mortician. "He had two assholes?"
"Yup, ever'one in town knew he had two assholes.
Ever' time we went to town, folks would all say, "Here comes Bubba with them two assholes."
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The Patch
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Looky thar up ahead Earl. It's a po-leece roadblock. We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talking, okay?" said Earl.
They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir." said Earl. "We're on the patch."
Brad Pitt As A Redneck
Woman's Toilet
Computer Geeks Answer
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (9:11 am)
is that bottom picture a toothbrush holder?
posted by: Lindy (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (9:27 am)
Too funny! Hope you are well, madam. :)
posted by: preceptlady (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (10:07 am)
Brad Pitt as a redneck with a mullet....does it get any better?
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (1:34 pm)
haha..think you still have the toothbrush on your mind...bad boy!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (1:35 pm)
Reply to: Lindy
thanks lindy...good to see you
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (1:35 pm)
Reply to: preceptlady
haha..that was from that site you gave me the url...so hopefully will get better.
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (3:14 pm)
lol i don't know how u come up with this stuff, but its great. excellent post and keep it up.
posted by: JadedJuliet (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (4:25 pm)
Hahah I want a geek leak!
Oh and red neck Brad! hehe
posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (4:38 pm)
Haha, the jokes... were simply funny. I hear people take with that... slang all the time around here. My feelings are... if you're not from Kentucky - you shouldn't be saying "ya'll" "I was just fixin' to" or "fer"....
Haha, funny pictures, too! I totally agree with the womans toilet picture. I hate when the seat get's left up - because I really don't like touching it. Yuck...
The "Geek Leak"... Oh my God - I actually saw something like that at Wallgreen's. It was called the "Travel John"... and they had one for men, and one for women. They were shaped differently - and I can honestly say it was the worst advance in technology for lazy people, ever created. Gross! I can't imagine pissing in one of those. :\
Cool post, Sue. :)
posted by: mbv1 (reply)
post date: 01.14.06 (4:47 pm)
OMG I know someone who would use the "Geek Leak"!!! He is always on the computer!!
Oh and great jokes like always.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.15.06 (4:27 pm)
oh we should buy one for ruined nate..rotflmao..what a great idea.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.15.06 (4:29 pm)
I hear ya Day...lol..I have some chat friends from the south..love it..lol
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.15.06 (9:03 pm)
lol..oh wow mb..that is bad that he needs one of those.
posted by: Katie (reply)
post date: 03.26.06 (4:39 pm)
You Gotcha real nice blog
