Name Puns..Crazy Houses
1. - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
2. - If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
3. - If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
4. - If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
5. - If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
6. - If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
7. - If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
8. - Nog (Quark's nephew on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has no other name, so he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he married Howard Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.
9. - If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor), King Oscar (of Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener (mathematician), she would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.
10. - If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck (hey, it's the 2000's), divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck Hur.
11. - If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then went even further back in show business and married Mr. Lucky, then divorced and married Martin Short, then divorced and married football kicker Ray Guy, we could all nod understandingly when we heard, "Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy."
posted by: Dariana (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:47 am)
Too cute!
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:49 am)
if you only knew how much that top picture means to me.... They aren't making that model any more... ran out of trees.. no kidding!
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (7:09 am)
ROFL... those are great names!!! I especially like the Loch Ness Munster one. :)
That house with the crooked windows... THAT'S my dream house! :)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (8:55 am)
thanks Dariana..glad you think so.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (8:56 am)
ahh..I am glad I posted something that means so much my friend..too bad though about the trees..that would be awesome to make.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (8:57 am)
I did too ruined..and Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy..haha...I thought you liked that house...its my dream too!
posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (9:13 am)
I love the houses!
Have you ever been to Petersburg, VA? Check out Trapezium House! (just google it, I'm afraid a link might screw things up!)
posted by: mbv1 (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (9:18 am)
I want the house in the middle!!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (9:29 am)
So do I and ruined..we could all be neighbors..lol.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (9:30 am)
cool sheryl..thanks for the info will go check it out.
posted by: beautifulgirl (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (12:30 pm)
Everyone with the funny names, in the messed up age of divorce, should live in the crooked house. lol It would make quite the neighborhood.
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (2:03 pm)
LOL ahh thats such a funny post. Haven't seen a post like that in a while, but really well done. Excellent job.
posted by: Makaveli (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (2:07 pm)
OMG..FUNNY..especially that one " If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh."..totally funny..been a LONG while since i casme here..sorry sweet..but u always know that u r in my heart..:)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:51 pm)
thanks thunder..glad you like.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:52 pm)
haha..it sure would beauti..I love the middle house..would live in it.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:53 pm)
thank you justin *big grin here*..appreciate the nice comment.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (4:53 pm)
I liked that one too maka..yeah have been missing you maka..thanks ^-^
posted by: CherryBlossmGrl (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (6:09 pm)
Haha, my favorite one was "Oprah Chopra!" That house is insanely crazy! How awesome would that be though??
posted by: keidz (reply)
post date: 01.17.06 (8:21 pm)
bravo, sweetsue!
you never cease to amaze me!
btw, i really love the house pix... they're one of a kind!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (8:45 am)
thanx keidz..so glad you like them..I would love to live in the middle house..think its cool.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (8:46 am)
that was a good one cherry..they all were funny I thought..thanks for the comment.
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (7:39 pm)
More toilet humor I see. I watched it 3 times, and still am puzzled. Probably will understand it in the middle of the night.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (9:12 am)
lol..am sure you will get it sooner or later pastor.
posted by: Payday Loans (reply)
post date: 04.19.06 (7:16 pm)
Nice blog you have.
