Funny Jokes and Cartoons
I want to thank a good friend here at tblog for these jokes.
Corporate Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he say anything about the $800
he owes me?"
Moral of the story: If you share critical information
pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time,
you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Corporate Lesson 2
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg the nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.
It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.
Corporate Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin. clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply
of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
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posted by: almsthvn (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (9:20 am)
ROFL! Last picture! OH MY!!
..
and thus, the door lock was invented.
posted by: guerillafunk (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (9:21 am)
LOLLLLLLLLL
These jokes have made my day!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (9:25 am)
lol..and then the lock followed..hehe.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (9:25 am)
am glad they did guerilla..thanx for comment.
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (9:45 am)
I feel I have learned some valuable corporate lessons, today. All while shirking my duties and reading your blog! :)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (11:15 am)
glad to hear it...ahh sorry to keep ya from your duties..but hey if anything like that customer..let others do it..hehe.
posted by: Rand (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (11:56 am)
Everyday YOU just tickle my funny bone.. thanks My dear friend
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (12:11 pm)
Tickle...Tickle..hehe..thanks my dear friend ^-^
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (3:43 pm)
ahh your blog looks really good now. I see you fixed up your blog header which is great. Such a great post, keep it up.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (3:45 pm)
thanks..glad you like it..but I change my blog all the time..lol..especially near the different holidays.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (4:28 pm)
I'm not sure what the kids are seeing... Could you explain it to me?
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (4:35 pm)
haha..something they shouldnt is all I will say..my lips are sealed..no punt intended..hehe.
posted by: DayTripper7 (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (4:51 pm)
Thanks for your comment on my blog, Sue. You really do know how to make people laugh - in almost every situation.
Haha, the third picture is definitely my favorite. That's one reason I think a lot of people are so turned off at the idea of having kids - they're always around! I never caught my parents doing anything - and I hope I never do. That would be TERRIBLE.
I see you changed your header and background, too. Looks great.
Cute joke, too! Thanks for the laugh.
posted by: wackywans (reply)
post date: 01.18.06 (8:15 pm)
LOL ..that's hillarious !!
u made my day too ^-^ and thanks for the nice comments u gave on my post :)
posted by: Makaveli (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (1:39 am)
Awesome sweet..my smile always flashes when i'm reading ur blog..these jokes r so funny..and ofcourse the pics..keep it up my friend..:)
posted by: Makaveli (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (1:41 am)
Awesome sweet..my smile always flashes when i'm reading ur blog..these jokes r so funny..and ofcourse the pics..keep it up my friend..:)
posted by: Makaveli (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (1:43 am)
Awesome sweet..my smile always flashes when i'm reading ur blog..these jokes r so funny..and ofcourse the pics..keep it up my friend..:)
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (4:30 am)
Thanks Day..appreciate your kind words..yeah that third pic..lol.I never saw my parents either..thank goodness!..lol.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (4:30 am)
ahh...glad to hear wacky..your welcome and thanks for nice comments here.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (4:31 am)
I am happy to know you get laughs from my post and pics maka..thanks friend.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.19.06 (8:52 am)
lol..yeah am sure you would get some weird glances..hehe.
posted by: Carl (reply)
post date: 03.26.06 (4:39 pm)
Gotcha nice blog here
