Jokes..Saturday Funnies
ISN'T IT IRONIC THAT ...
There is braille on an ATM drive through window...
There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
There is a box for a "blind" person to check on their tax return...
Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
People order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
We leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
We use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.....
Golf Pain
Two women decided to go golfing. One of them steps up to the tee of the first hole and swings, hits a line drive and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together, at his groin, fell to the ground, and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist, and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the man replied.
He was still in pain, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin. But, she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help. She gently took hishands away, and laid them to the side. She loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him, and then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (6:50 am)
That bottom cartoon reminds me of an experience i had that was very similar to a seinfeld episode of some years ago... I'm in the restroom of a little greasy spoon style restaurant and the short order cook came in... urinated and left without a stop at the sink... I'd already washed up and was using toilet tissue to dry my hands since of course there was no paper towel and the dryer thing was on the fritz... As soon as i got back to my booth, the waitress brought my food... which I stared at... I took five bucks out of my wallet, left the food untouched and never went back.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (7:11 am)
Good for you..that happened at a McDonalds..we were travelling to Jersey..stopped at one in Bridgeton..was in the rest room..the girl that worked there..didn't wash hands..I washed up..walked out and told the ppl I was with..who were in line..lets go now!..of course got weird looks then explained when we got outside..we skip that one whenever we travel through that area.
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (1:17 pm)
lol yeah I remember that Seinfeld Episode, was so funny. Im a huge Seinfeld fan. Very cool pics and a great post.
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (5:00 pm)
I think I'll have to try that thumb trick next time I go golfing. ;)
Ugh... that top comic makes me want to NEVER get a divorce. Eek.
posted by: (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (5:38 pm)
Great post....
To add to it "Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions..." and the healthy people got to the front to buy smokes.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (6:37 pm)
thanks justin..yeah same here..love seinfeld..watch it every evening.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (6:37 pm)
haha..you would try that..and yeah makes you think before even considering a divorce..lol
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.21.06 (6:38 pm)
so true..the sick walk to the back..the healthy get their smokes up front
posted by: keidz (reply)
post date: 01.22.06 (8:21 pm)
some kind of irony Ü
posted by: Ronald (reply)
post date: 03.26.06 (4:39 pm)
I would say you Gotcha a great viewpoint.
