A Man and his Bird..Funny Pics
A Man and his bird
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich,
"What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again.
"The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
posted by: fallingintoYou (reply)
post date: 01.26.06 (4:42 pm)
HA HA HA i LOVED this post!!!!!! sooooooo fun!!! i've never seen that joke before!!! and i love the little comic about the cat.....that's hillarious!!! i don't like cats.....but i LOVE dogs!
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.26.06 (4:44 pm)
thanks falling..glad you enjoyed it..appreciate your comment.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.26.06 (5:28 pm)
The look on the poor cat's face is almost touching - which makes it even funnier!
posted by: justinb (reply)
post date: 01.26.06 (9:08 pm)
ahh wow thats such a crazy picture. lol little shoe car. great pics. great post.
posted by: ruined (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (5:27 am)
If I EVER come across a lamp... I know what I'm wishing for. That's right. Ostrich omlets for two!
posted by: Makaveli (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (9:29 am)
loool..totally funny sweet..i liked that joke..it cracked me up..again my day is done over here..thanks my friend..:)
posted by: Rand (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (10:15 am)
Loved your story my lady.. Have a great weekend my special friend
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:43 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
I know that poor kitty.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:43 pm)
Reply to: justinb
thanks justin..that car..just too cute,but not sure would want to ride around in a sneaker everyday..lol
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:44 pm)
Reply to: userfriendly
hiya nate..thanks..am hanging in there..hope you are ok my friend
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:44 pm)
Reply to: ruined
haha..I hope you find one my friend.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:45 pm)
Reply to: kurtmaddox
haha..I know..where do those darn socks go to..still a mystery to me.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:45 pm)
Reply to: Makaveli
glad you like maka..thanks..have a great day
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.27.06 (2:46 pm)
Reply to: Rand
thank you my special friend..hope your weekend is a good one too.
posted by: obor (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (12:40 am)
lol. I had a good laugh. Thanks
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (1:17 am)
That genie joke is great sue, I love the mess that the dog is trying to start, will show hubby and hope he doesn't get inspired.
posted by: mbv1 (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (8:03 am)
I love the picts!!!!
posted by: (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (9:15 am)
Reply to: obor
your welcome..and thank you..glad you liked it.
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (9:16 am)
Reply to: LadyG
glad you like it ladyg..haha..hope he doesn't get to inspired either..that poor kitty
posted by: sweetsue (reply)
post date: 01.28.06 (9:16 am)
Reply to: mbv1
thanks mb...good to see you like it.
posted by: Chance (reply)
post date: 03.26.06 (4:39 pm)
You Gotcha real nice blog
