Redneck Lottery Winner
This morning on Highway 1, I looked over to my left, and there was a woman in a brand new Mitsi, doing 70 mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple of seconds, and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much, I dropped my shaver, . . . . . . which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned "Big Jim and the Twins," ruined the darn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers! ! !
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 06.01.06 (7:25 pm)
Some of us are still here. In the picture, what is that camper doing to the stretch limo?
posted by: rand (reply)
post date: 06.02.06 (10:55 am)
Good To see you back... I have missed you
posted by: Boomersangel (reply)
post date: 06.06.06 (6:45 am)
Wow! Sue! I have not been posting myself lately as I have been wotking on a lot of things, but I have been coming back and checking your blog every few days to see if you have come back. I am so happy to see you back! You have been sincerely missed by many, especially me!
Melissa
posted by: onebadjen (reply)
post date: 06.11.06 (6:27 pm)
are you sure that wasn't a blue mazda 3? it sounds like my sister. my other sis said that she is never never NEVER riding with her again after being subjected to traveling at 75mph in a 45 zone in a town known for very rude cops thatlike to give tickets... but the kicker is that the sis that was driving was not only speeding but also putting on lotion, drinking from a juice box, and eating potato chips.
